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So You Want
To Be An Author?
To be fair, it is my opinion
that most people shouldn't write. The first piece I ever wrote was given a
resounding 'F'. "This is awful," my creative writing teacher told
me after reading my work. I was appalled. She went on to tell me why it was
awful, and I've been practicing ever since (that was more than thirty years
ago).
I've been writing seriously
for seven years and in that span of time nearly everyone that talks to me
about writing has said something like, "I have a book I should
write." Wrong. I go back to my first sentence. I've found that most
people who want to write a book don't know how. Paragraphs contain two or
three or more people all talking at the same time. There is no 'flow' to the
story. The reader doesn't understand the intent of the writing. The English
is awful and the same descriptive word is used two or more times in a single
sentence. The unblemished truth is, if you don't know the mechanics of
writing you probably shouldn't write.
One good friend of mine,
excited to have me read something he had composed, sent it to me handwritten
on thin paper. I couldn't read the pencil scratches, and when I finally
received something typewritten, it didn't make sense to me. The idea was a
good one, don't get me wrong. But the implementation of the idea was
horrible. I tried to dissuade my friend, but he was so determined to 'have
it reviewed' that he paid money to an editor for his opinion. And that
opinion was that the story would never be published in its present form and
that my friend 'should start over'.
So what's the secret? The
secret is really very simple. Your publisher (and your agent) must make
money by publishing your novel. The average author, signing books for the
first time at any given Barnes & Noble bookseller, only signs seven or
eight books. One person I know only sold one book. The break-even for most
publishers is numbered in the thousands of copies, not hundreds. So the
secret is to write a book so interesting that thousands of people will not
only purchase the book, but talk about it to their friends, coworkers, and
neighbors.
One hundred and
seventy five thousand books are
published each year. (Over half of them are published by Print On Demand or
POD self publishers who do not provide traditional or quality services such
as professional editing or design or book distribution services). Not bad
odds, though, right? Wrong again. Of those published, roughly half are
non-fiction and half of all fiction books are romance. Did
you know that of the last fifty best selling fiction books, forty-one were
written by six authors? It is truly a rare event for a previously
unpublished author to write a best seller. Yes, it does happen, but only
infrequently.
The facts are that most
Americans read less than one thousand books in their lifetime, and that
includes textbooks. Less than six books a year are purchased by the average
American. Most readers won't buy a previously unpublished author. Getting
lucky in the writing business and selling a lot of books usually takes the
right person reading the book at the right time. It doesn't happen often.
Of all new authors each year
only one in fifty ever gets traditionally published. Many first-time authors who do get
published take more than ten years to see their first book in print.
So what am I trying to say?
I'm trying to make you understand just how challenging this is. But, if you
want to write, go for it! Read everything you can in your chosen field. Read
'how to' books, not just on writing, but on finding an agent, writing query
letters, approaching publishers, technique, and a thousand other topics. The
number one caution I can give, I once read in a book. And that is: "You
gotta have the want to".
As a young boy I always
followed my father around on Saturdays like a puppy. Whatever he was doing,
I was in the middle, doing my best to do just what my father did, just like
my father did it. Then one day, he abruptly quit in the middle of building a
fence and went inside the house. He got something to drink and sat in his
recliner to watch television. I sat on the couch and wondered what he was
doing. Soon he turned to me and asked, "You think you can do something
outside for me?"
I was uncertain. After all I
was only ten years old. "Yeah," I finally answered. Whereupon he
told me to go outside and do something I was sure I couldn't possibly
accomplish. I went anyway, tried, failed, then went back inside.
"Did you do it,
son?" my father asked.
"No, sir," I
replied. "I tried, but I just couldn't do it."
"No, you didn't
try," he said. "Now if you really want to do it, go back outside
and try again. You can do anything you want to do if you only seriously
try."
Well, to make a very long
story much shorter, I did accomplish the task that day after my father sent
me back two more times. I was so proud. But what my little brain hadn't
figured out was what my father was really teaching me that day. Ever
afterward, I was certain that if I only tried I could do the most difficult
of tasks. Maybe even the impossible.
I attribute that lesson to my
eventually becoming a published author. I wrote scores of query letters and
later, hundreds of emails. I sent material all over the world, even to
Canada, England, and Australia, trying to find someone to interest in my
work. The most abrupt reply, I shall not forget. The last line of my letter
was, "May I interest you in my work?" The one liner response was
simply, "No you can't!"
I didn't give up and if you
want to be a published author you'll have to do the same. Stay with it. Take
every comment about your work you can get. I always told people that read my
work that I wanted their honest opinion, no matter how bad it was. I
intended to use those comments to make my material better. I hated the
comment, "I thought it was wonderful." First of all, they probably
didn't think so, but were only trying to encourage me. I love hard comments
about style, story, and characters. I soak them up like a sponge.
It's hard to do but you must
find people who like to read who will give you an honest appraisal of your
work. Family may not be the right kind of readers. You may want to ask
friends, coworkers, church members, or neighbors for their help. Bottom line
is that you need input, yes, even negative input. So, if you're the type of
person who can't take constructive criticism, quit now and try something
else.
One of the tricks I used when
I handed out my manuscripts was to formulate what response I was looking for
in the reader. I made notes of the responses I expected at key points within
the story. After someone had read the manuscript, I would patiently take
their comments and then ask for their emotions or thoughts at those key
points. If I didn't get the response or thoughts I was looking for, I knew
that I had failed in my purpose and I would rewrite as often as it took to
obtain the right response. Sounds tough doesn't it? Well, believe me, it is
tough.
Writing takes commitment. I
promised myself and my family that until I was writing full time I wouldn't
let my writing interfere with my quality time. I get up at three thirty in
the morning. I write between one and two hours, then go to work. I almost
never write at night after work. I spend my 'spare' time with my family.
We're almost done. Lastly,
don't write about yourself. Unless you've been a prisoner of war, a CEO
bringing a company through perilous times, or in some other situation
interesting to the general public, no one will care about your life. Sure,
it was interesting to you, but probably not to many others. Do write about
something that you know, however. If you know terrorism inside and out, wrap
a good plot around a few good characters and tell us all about it. If your
story needs street names, don't write about a city you don't know like the
back of your hand. And if your story line about something you know requires
outside knowledge, talk to as many experts as you can so that you get it
right. Do the research.
Above all, don't ever give up
on your quest. The road ahead is crooked, perilous, and maybe even
precarious. Walk it with tenacity and determination. At the end of that
road, satisfaction awaits you.
By Max
Woosley, author of
"Holy War" found at
http://www.pdbookstore.com
cles@american-book.com
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